Hope Floats

Lord have mercy on my rough and rowdy wings.

I wish cute boys would stay off Facebook chat when I’m drunk because I say things that I regret and ruin any possibility of making out with them in the near future.

  1. thatgeniusjacob said: Easier solution is you staying off Facebook chat when you’re drunk.
  2. johnislegend said: Hahahahaha
  3. emilyjohnston said: I hope you think of How I Met Your Mother when I say: Oh, honey…
  4. fightwellyounglions said: *tisk tisk*
  5. thenikkihope posted this