March 2012
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Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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The tweet heard 'round the world. →
This is one story I’m very happy to have been a part of.
Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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RSVP: Not attending.
You’re getting married in three weeks. You’re going to stand at the altar as your bride floats down the aisle looking like a dream. You’ll be smiling from ear to tiny-ear. There will be tears in your ocean blue eyes. You’ll look her in the eyes and say your vows, and promise to love her for the rest of your life. She will inevitably cry as she takes your hands in hers, and...
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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I need mass quantities of chips and queso.
Now.
Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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Anonymous asked: Hey....I know you!
Mar 26th
GalifiNapkins: You're guilty, you're guilty, and... →
notgalifianakis: There’s too much injustice in the case of Trayvon Martin. Apparently Florida’s “laws” are keeping George Zimmerman from being locked up behind bars. My question is, why hasn’t anyone told Florida’s laws to go fuck themselves yet? We all know that if George Zimmerfag was from African decent or for… Comedians that stand for things are wonderful. I love that Galifinakis...
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Harry: *breaks the Elder Wand*
Effie: THAT IS MAHOGANY!!
Spongebob: Actually, it's Coral Blue #3.
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Handy journalism. →
I’ve always had mad respect for UGA’s newspaper, The Red and Black. But thanks to my staffers who sent me this article, I now realize that they lack in several areas. Sure they win awards for design, but with content like this they can’t be winning much else. It’s sad too because we were just at a conference with them in New York where I praised them and as the EIC of our...
Mar 25th
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