The tweet heard 'round the world. →
This is one story I’m very happy to have been a part of.
RSVP: Not attending.
You’re getting married in three weeks. You’re going to stand at the altar as your bride floats down the aisle looking like a dream. You’ll be smiling from ear to tiny-ear. There will be tears in your ocean blue eyes. You’ll look her in the eyes and say your vows, and promise to love her for the rest of your life. She will inevitably cry as she takes your hands in hers, and...
I need mass quantities of chips and queso.
Anonymous asked: Hey....I know you!
GalifiNapkins: You're guilty, you're guilty, and... →
notgalifianakis: There’s too much injustice in the case of Trayvon Martin. Apparently Florida’s “laws” are keeping George Zimmerman from being locked up behind bars. My question is, why hasn’t anyone told Florida’s laws to go fuck themselves yet? We all know that if George Zimmerfag was from African decent or for… Comedians that stand for things are wonderful. I love that Galifinakis...
Harry: *breaks the Elder Wand*
Effie: THAT IS MAHOGANY!!
Spongebob: Actually, it's Coral Blue #3.
Handy journalism. →
I’ve always had mad respect for UGA’s newspaper, The Red and Black. But thanks to my staffers who sent me this article, I now realize that they lack in several areas. Sure they win awards for design, but with content like this they can’t be winning much else. It’s sad too because we were just at a conference with them in New York where I praised them and as the EIC of our...
fightwellyounglions asked: That Nikki Hope is one fine piece of ace.
giancarlomattei asked: Singing Journey in Times Square? You are awesome. Coolest. Thing. Ever. Well done miss....
Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro' →
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Dear Jesus, Please don’t let me be one of those annoying “take 900 pictures of my newborn, update my status every time he poops, cry because omg he’s 1 day older time flies soon he’ll be graduating” moms. I think we both know that I will be a terrible mother and should probably just be left to my dog and my cat videos. But hey, your will be done big guy. ...
This is why I love him.
jhnmyr: I want to say thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for the love and kindness you’ve shown me over the last week. It was such a wonderful and moving show of support that at times I almost felt embarrassed by it. (I don’t like taking up too much of the overall field of view.) I also want you to know that I’m cool with things. Transitioning from bummed to inspired, and getting excited...