February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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30 second serenade
I want to hate you. I need to hate you. But when you heard the news, you came to me first. You didn’t rehash any old fights. You didn’t bring up any awkward situations. You didn’t point out my flaws. You didn’t criticize my writing skills, or wardrobe choice, or spending habits, etc. You didn’t act smug, like you know it all. You weren’t a pretentious...
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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GINGE IS COMING HERE TODAY!
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Honesty hour.
I miss Nick right now. I miss Perry right now. I miss Ryan right now. Yup. 
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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BEST SNL EVER!!
yaystefon: Maya Rudolph I bow down to you! ….and I’m gonna cry and roll all over the floor when the episode ends. COME BACK FOREVER, AMY. Co-signed…. Kristen Bell and the sloths? Yeah, that was me watching this episode. Maya Rudolph is a saint and she is my spirit animal. 
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Anonymous asked: Guess who... I know you're a big baseball fan so do you have any idea what a Tom Glavine signed World Series ball would be worth? I've had it since the 90s but never really looked to see if it was worth anything. £
Feb 19th
Anonymous asked: I'm totally a keeper. A keeper sitting at home alone on a Friday night! Form an orderly queue ladies... £
Feb 18th
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Anonymous asked: That guy who keeps anonymously asking you questions and signing them with a pound symbol quoted Parks and Rec in his last message to you. Find out who he is. He sounds like a keeper.
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Anonymous asked: I was waiting outside in the rain for you cause I thought you would come out and be like, "awww he's all wet, that's so romantic" but you didn't! Now I got the sniffies... £
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Back to the basics: it's elementary, really.
Elementary school grammar taught us that there are two basic elements to a sentence: the subject and verb. All you need to make a sentence is the subject and the verb, the person/place/thing and the action. Sometimes we try to get fancy though, we throw in some adverbs, adjectives, direct objects, or prepositional phrases. Suddenly it becomes difficult to pick out the basics. When you start...
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Just like Guinevere
She carries memories around like souvenirs down in her pockets, she should have let some go by now but can’t seem to drop it. Says forgiveness ain’t nothing but a lifeless tire on the shoulder of her soul, that never rolls. She don’t hold onto nothin’ new for very long, she writes you in as just one more tale and then you’re gone. ‘Cause she once fell hard,...
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Anonymous asked: Hello, I hope you have a great day! I tried to send you a picture of the world's smallest chameleon but tumblr won't allow links. Google the adorable little bastards, you'll be glad you did. £
Feb 16th
Feb 15th
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What kind of boy turns down:
-a FREE ticket to the Masters, the Sunday ticket of all things -a FREE ticket to the Braves home opener, 4 rows behind the Braves dugout -and ultimately a chance to hang out with me -twice ?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?! Honey, don’t be mad when I take someone else. And don’t be mad if that person is your best friend. (I learned my tricks from Taylor Swift.) 
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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