I'm about to get sorted into my house in...
Andrew and CJ took part in an on-air slap bet challenge tonight on my show. This is the highlight reel of the slap. And my friends, it is LEGEN-wait for it-DARY. Kudos to CJ for being a good sport and getting the hell slapped out of him.
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Me: You’re a great friend. I deserve so much better than you. Carter: I think you messed that up. Me: Oh. I don’t know what I was trying to say.
Today I am the girl wearing her sunglasses inside...
EVA NICHOLE HOPE:
emilyjohnston: I hope you read this post. Nikki. The eagle is circling the neighborhood. It wants to land so badly. Good god, Nikki. It’s so intense. SO INTENSE. That is all. :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Eagle is soaring. The Eagle is soaring. Oh my dear sweet Lord. FIND A SAFE PLACE TO LAND ALREADY!
Great white buffalo.
He’s the one who got away. He’s married now. Mazeltov. What if I’m someone else’s “one who got away”?
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collegeproblems: AW YEAH BU The more I hear about Texas, the more I fall in love with their graduate program. Sigh.
Every time my facebook news feed alerts me that...
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“All the single ladies, play the ukulele. All the single ladies, play the ukulele. All the single ladies, play the ukulele. Now put your hands up!” -Reggie
Always be yourself. Unless you can be David Bowie....
That awkward moment when they send you daughters,...
My best friend is getting married today!!!
Anonymous asked: Well what if someone didn't let you run? What if someone loved you so much that they decided to run with you? Why do we have to let something go and hope it comes back when we could fight for it so we would never have to lose it at all?
I’m sorry that I’m scared of a new relationship. I’m sorry that I tend to run when I get scared. I’m sorry to all the people that I ran away from. I’m sorry that I hurt you in any way. I swear, I didn’t want to. I’m not a mean-heartless-wench breaking the hearts of every man. I’m just scared. I don’t like change. I don’t like new. I...
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Reggie: Nikki, you’re almost 30. Step away from the Build-a-Bear store. Me: I’m not almost 30, I’m 21. I’ve got 9…….OH MY GOD, I’m almost 30!
I should have known better than to get on tumblr...
Thanks for ruining that.
Anonymous asked: Do you believe in forbidden love? Not Romeo and Juliet stuff but more along the lines of we have been friends forever I know I would be the perfect guy for her but she would never accept me for me?
THIS MAKES ME LAUGH SO MUCH.
fapitalism: Is the gentleman with the brostache invited to this party?
Anonymous asked: I do not play baseball, my darling. See! we could never relate... And you use humor to mask your pain? Well I use pain to mask my humor! The say opposites attract, but opposites also oppose on everything else--so who is to say that concept sets aside 'love', hm? My apologies, I'm ranting... Though I would like to go to a Braves game soon enough. Shall we?
Anonymous asked: Oh, but anon I must remain! I'd much rather just feed your ego, my dear. Moreover, you could never find solace in such a boy as me... So, I must remain--but, an enamored enigma to yours truly.
Anonymous asked: Well, then are you single? and if so, may I take the writer of the sentinel out on a little rendezvous? (That is, if you're not opposed to workplace dating.)
Anonymous asked: you're getting married?
Anonymous asked: I see you didn't post my reaction to your sister not being your bridesmaid
Anonymous asked: That's like a slap in the face to your sister. If my sister didn't pick me, I wouldn't even go to her wedding. I wouldn't talk to her anymore.