Quotes from production day
I feel like production day should get its own category for quote of the day, because we always pop out some hilarious stuff. Debbi: “Someone must suffer!” Mallory: I love sewage! Nikki: I’m not a creepy stalker, I’m just resourceful! “Let’s F*** shit up! LOLZ <3” “Athletes are people too!” “A look at what’s underneath the...
This, this was wonderful.
Jimmy Kimmel post-Oscars was the best. Tom Hanks is one of my favorite people.
Robert Downey Jr. & Jude Law should host 2012...
Who’s with me? If the internet can get Betty White hosting SNL, we can make this happen too.
I want Toy Story 3 to win more than I've ever...
Sandra Bullock should interact with everyone...
Oprah is here. Everyone is gonna win an Oscar now.
instantbeddi: MAJOR LOLS factoseintolerant: You’re getting an Oscar. And you’re getting an Oscar I literally made that my facebook status 30 seconds ago. Great minds think alike.
Auto-Tuning Harry Potter?!?
I can’t tell if I’m really mad about that, or if I’m going to try & download it illegally.
I saw a lady on T.V. She was born without arms. Literally, she was born with her hands attached to her shoulders… and that was sad, but then they said, “Lola does not know the meaning of the word ‘can’t.’” And that to me was kinda worse… in a way… ya know? Not only does she not have arms, but she doesn’t understand simple contractions....
Now you pulled me near you, when we’re close I fear you. Still I’m...
“Did Stefon direct Ke$ha’s video? It has everything: rainbows, unicorns, guns, james van der beek.” -@larabryn
This happened to the KSU basketball game and was covered on Sportscenter. An 11-year-old kid made a half-court shot during a media timeout, and won free pizza for a year. This kid just became very popular.
Pants on fire.
I can’t tell which makes me more mad: the fact that you lied, or the fact that I knew you would eventually and fell for it anyway? I’ve known all along how much of a terrible person you are, yet I still gave you the benefit of the doubt. You were there for me when everyone else was mad at me, and now I realize that you only used opportunities like that because you thought you could get...
Persistence is not always flattering.
1. When I don’t call you, text you, or chat you - ever - I’m not interested. 2. When I specifically tell you I’m not interested - I’m not interested. 3. When I tell you I’m into someone else - I’m not interested. 4. When you call me 3 times a week, and I don’t answer - I’m not interested. 5. When I say “I’ll be busy this weekend” -...
Who wants in?
You know those flash mob videos you see all the time? Well I’ve got a brilliant idea. Who wants to do a fake proposal in a public setting, and have it go terribly wrong, just to see people’s reactions? Am I insane for thinking this? I guess we’ll decide after some feedback.
I am in WAY over my head.
I’m a junior, this boy is a freshman. This should NOT be this hard. Oh, but it is. I’ve never been this bad at this! Sigh.