October 2010
Everyone knows I'm in over my head
Way WAY in over my head.
If you're going to read my blog.....
….& then post Facebook statuses about it, you should get all your facts straight. There’s nothing I hate more than: 1) …Someone who won’t tell you to your face that they have issues with you, instead they put it all over Facebook. Grow some balls & tell me if you don’t like me. It’s very middle school to try & “get back at someone” or...
Ben & Jerry's Half Baked
UGH. The duck can only fly so much at dawn before she has to stop & rest her wings. Just get it already for crying out loud. Preferably before I leave the country. Tomorrow would be good.
P.S. You’re the reason I even eat ice cream, because it soothes a sad heart.
“Please, don’t be in love with someone else. Please, don’t have...”
– Taylor Swift, Enchanted
Quote of the day
10.28.10 - Burrito day!!
Brad: I’m sad today, my mom has more friends than me on facebook now. Josh: I swear, if my mom ever gets a facebook, I will destroy the home she lets me live in & miss the toilet when I poop…….
Also, this happened today:
Truth Bomb (My new favorite phrase thanks to... →
Quote(s) Of The Day
“My children will be ugly & I won’t love them!” -Ginger Yohnston
Emily: “There’s only one man I need…….” Nikki: “Jesus.”
(I’m noticing a pattern here, Emily is often my quote of the day.)
Quote of the day
The gods of the Universe do NOT want me at that game! The stars are just not aligned!
-Dinner with Kristen & Perry
Quote of the day
I can’t wait to put on elastic waist pants.
-Emily Johnston
“Dear Green Day,
Wake up.
Sincerely, October.”
WatchThese two are the reason I even watch SNL anymore.
So um....
You’re fun.
I’m four seconds away from marching upstairs & screaming at you for:
1) Obsessive desk drumming at all hours of the night 2) Doing the “mattress mambo”, as Emily would say, all the time 3) Not caring when I tell you I can hear all of these things.
I know you’re a freshman, but be aware that there are 900 people living in this building. 900.
Dear October. →
“How fickle my heart & how woozy my eyes, I struggle to find any truth in...”
– Mumford & Sons
Here’s a helpful tip:
1) Don’t smoke cigarettes. 2) If you must, please refrain from setting the courtyard on fire causing the fire alarm to go off at 3am in the cold. At this point, you’re more likely to be harmed by the 900 woken-from-their-slumber-residents than you are to obtain illness from the actual cigarette.
AKA: WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING?
Now I’m awake...
I see London, I see France.....
Yesterday I got an email that sent my future plans into full swing. The email simply read:
Nikki, good to hear from you! You DO qualify for the Study Abroad scholarship. Can’t wait to meet with you to fill out your application for the London program! See ya soon!
In that instance, my head was reeling. I knew it wasn’t initial yes because I still had to get the final...
I love when I’m worshipping & I look down & see hands raised & hearts on fire & - wait, stop - Lady, are you breastfeeding during worship?!
