February 2012
I'M PICKING UP STEPHEN FROM THE AIRPORT!
HE’S HOME! THE AIR FORCE FINALLY RETURNED HIM TO ME!
I will undoubtedly be crying. I’ve already been crying. I’m so full of emotions. He’s coming hooooooooooooooooommmmmme.
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Anonymous asked: I'm sorry about your iPhone but your new shoes look really cool. I'm just going to continue to say nice things to you anonymously until I grow a pair. I'll sign them with a "£" cause let's face it, England is awesomesauce and I wish I was there right now. But let's keep the £ between us... I'm gonna go now... this has gotten awkward... £
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I want a boy to write a country song about me.
On second though, maybe I don’t. Because in theory it would be something like:
“She’s a yellow pair of running shoes, she’s a holy pair of jeans, she looks great in cheap sunglasses, she looks great in anything…..”
But in reality it would be something like:
“Honky-tonk badonk-a-donk, keeping perfect rhythm makes me want to sing along. Got it going...
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Someone stole my iPhone.
No I’m not kidding. Yes I’m going to cry.
Anonymous asked: I noticed you seem a bit sad lately. Don't be! You're awesome and I would cut the brake lines on a bus of Nuns for a chick like you!
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The NY Yankees to introduce new fragrance line →
The Braves are also introducing a new fragrance line at the start of the playoffs. It’s called, “Choke.” It’s filled with the tears of Atlanta sports fans.
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Anonymous asked: You are a gorgeous girl
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I wish cute boys would stay off Facebook chat when I’m drunk because I say things that I regret and ruin any possibility of making out with them in the near future.
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Herp Derp of the Heart
If you guys could see how socially awkward and weak at the knees I get around this man, you would laugh at me. I would be made into a meme. I lose the ability to think coherently around this person, and I end up just giggling like an idiot with nothing profound to say whatsoever. Once in a blue moon someone will catch me off guard like this, and it’s usually because I know deep down they...
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It's a simple question really: If the moon were...
I sure would. Heck, I’d have seconds. And I’d wash it down with a tall, cool bud light.
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April 13th, 2012
Happy Birthday Chase!
You and I will be sitting 4 rows behind the Braves dugout, with a beer in our hand, watching the start of Braves Baseball 2012! 70 days…..
