How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry
God she’s perfect.
When you find out the Tiny and Mini warm-up times…
Seth Meyers made Amy Poehler his first guest over the VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
If that isn’t unrequited love, I don’t know what is.
I want them to be together more than I want:
John Krasinski + Jenna Fischer
Danielle Fishel + Ben Savage
Emma Watson + Rupert Grint
Does wanting to have Seth Meyers’ giggle as my ringtone make me creepy? Need to know asap.
*talks to an imaginary camera about my plans to rule the world like i’m frank underwood*