Personally vicimized by Regina George.

You guys.

Seth Meyers made Amy Poehler his first guest over the VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

If that isn’t unrequited love, I don’t know what is.

I want them to be together more than I want:
John Krasinski + Jenna Fischer
Danielle Fishel + Ben Savage
Emma Watson + Rupert Grint

Does wanting to have Seth Meyers’ giggle as my ringtone make me creepy? Need to know asap.

I will never be as fearless as Amy, but I am more fearless for having known her.

—Seth Meyers (x)

(Source: nbcdevotee)


*talks to an imaginary camera about my plans to rule the world like i’m frank underwood*

I’m actually going to sit in my hotel room, play my ‘Pokemon’ game.

—Broncos’ Nate Irving on what he’s going to do Super Bowl weekend | WSJ (via popculturebrain)

(via popculturebrain)

I created a chip.

I created a chip.

I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person…and that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong.