#PartyLikeAHope

Personally vicimized by Regina George.
Sitting here watching Step Brothers remembering the time that this happened. 

Sitting here watching Step Brothers remembering the time that this happened. 

Fox and Friends Corrections SNL

  • Kentucky Derby losers are not turned into Ikea meatballs.
  • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev did not accidentally blow up vowels in his own name.
  • The chupacabra does not deliver presents on Cinco de Mayo.
  • President Obama does not want to take away T-shirt guns.
  • Most women have only two breasts.
  • The Memphis Grizzlies are not a gay blues band.
  • Scientology was not founded by I Ron Man.
  • Bangladesh is not an 80s metal band.
  • Peeking at ladies’ butts is not a background check.
  • Actual crows do have feet.
  • Pot pie is legal in every state.
  • The California wildfires are not a soccer team.
  • Jason Collins was not turned gay by a Washington Wizard.
  • The NRA is not a branch of government.
  • Foreign visas do not let Russian students go on shopping sprees.
  • Rick Moranis was never put on death row for shrinking his children.
  • New York exists outside the mind of Billy Joel.
  • A French press is not lifting weights with your tongue out.
  • Lena Dunham is not a girl ventriloquist.
  • Number 2 pencils are not sad that they lost.
  • Plan B birth control is not masturbating.
  • Justin Bieber and Anne Frank were not an item.
  • President Obama did not just wake up in Mexico.
  • F.A.A. does not stand for “Fart A**, A**”
  • Croquettes are not female crocodiles.
  • Kanye West is not an African American vacation destination.
  • Syria is not Arabic for “serious.”
  • Rice and beans are edible. Ricin beans are not.
  • Casual Friday is not in the Bill of Rights.
  • Sam Adams was not too drunk to sign the Constitution.
  • The Gitmo prisoners are not working on their bodies.
  • Force feeding is not how Jedi’s eat.
  • Kevin Costner does not live in Watertown.
  • Smurfs are not elected.
  • Smurfs are not appointed.
  • Smurfs are cartoons.
  • Aretha Franklin and Patti Labelle have been in the same room together.
  • Anytime minutes don’t let you call the future.
  • 4 and 3 are not basically the same thing.
  • Rock beats scissors.
  • Zach Braff is not the sound a trumpet makes.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

jackthevulture:

thenameisroxylalonde:

letmebeyourtlc:

ihavestudyingtodo:

thegrimsleeper:

YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?
WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??
WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:
1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)2 cups plain yogurt1/2 container of cool whip.Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.
 
SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.

holy fuck 

what the flying fuck is a dunkaroo?

hoLY FUCKING SHIT YESSSS

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
“WHAT IS A DUNKAROO”!?

OH MY GOD I AM MAKING THIS ON WEDNESDAY

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

jackthevulture:

thenameisroxylalonde:

letmebeyourtlc:

ihavestudyingtodo:

thegrimsleeper:

YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?

WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??

WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:

1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)
2 cups plain yogurt
1/2 container of cool whip.
Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.

 

SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.

holy fuck 

what the flying fuck is a dunkaroo?

hoLY FUCKING SHIT YESSSS

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN

“WHAT IS A DUNKAROO”!?

OH MY GOD I AM MAKING THIS ON WEDNESDAY

(via woahchillout)

  • me: time for bed
  • stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
  • brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
  • muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
  • skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
  • ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
  • eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
  • mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
  • body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
  • me: ok